Dekh Lo Khuaab Magar Khuaab Ka Charcha Na Karo
Log Jal Jayan Ge Sooraj Ki Tamanna Na Karo Waqt Ka Kaya Hai Kisi Pal Bhi Badal Sakta HaiHo Sake Tum Se To Tum Mujh Pe Bharosa Na Karo
Kirchiyan Tootay Hoye Aks Ki Chubh Jayan Gi



Aur Kuch Roz Abhi Aiina Dekha Na Karo
Ajnabi Lagne Lage Khud Tumhain Apna Wajood
Apne Din Raat Ko Itna Bhi Akela Na Karo
Khuaab Bachhon Ke Khelonon Ki Tarah Hote Hain
Khuaab Dekha Na Karo Khuaab Dikhaya Na Karo
Bekhiyali Main Kabhi Ungliyan Jal Jayain Gi
Raakh Guzre Hoye Lamhon Ki Kureedah Na Karo

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
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2.  The most common name in the world is  Mohammed.
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3.  The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that  they start  with.
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4.  The strongest muscle in the body is the  tongue.
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5.  There are two credit cards for every person in the United  States .
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6.  TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the  letters
only on one row of the  keyboard.
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7.  Women blink nearly twice as much as  men!
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8.  You can’t kill yourself by holding your  breath..
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9.  It is impossible to lick your  elbow.
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10.  People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you
Sneeze, your  heart stops for a  millisecond.
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11.  It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the  sky.
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12.  The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the
toughest  tongue twister in the English  language.
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13.  If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try  to

Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or  neck
and  die.
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14.  Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from
History.  “Spades” – King David; “Clubs” – Alexander the Great;
” Hearts” – Charlemagne; “Diamonds” -  Julius  Caesar.
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15.  111,111,111 x 111,111,111 =  12,345,678,987, 654,321
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16.  If a statue of a warrior on a horse has both front  legs
in the air, the person died in battle. If the
horse has one front  leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in  battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the  ground, the person died of  natural
causes.
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17  What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and
laser printers all have in  common?
Ans. – All invented by  women.
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18.  Honey – This is the only food that doesn’t spoil.
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19.  A crocodile cannot stick its tongue  out.
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20.  A snail can sleep for three  years.
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21.  All polar bears are left  handed.
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22.  American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from  each salad served in  first-class.
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23.  Butterflies taste with their  feet.
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24.  Elephants are the only animals that can’t  jump.
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25.  In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been  domesticated.
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26.  On average, people fear spiders more than they do  death.
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27.  Shakespeare invented the word ‘assassination’ and  ‘bump’.
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28.  Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left  hand.
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29.  The ant always falls over on its right side when  intoxicated.
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30.  The electric chair was invented by a  dentist.
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31.  The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to  the
body to squirt blood 30  feet.
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32.  Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have  over
million  descendants.
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33.  Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear  by 700  times.
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34.  The cigarette lighter was invented before the  match.
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35.  Most lipstick contains fish  scales.
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36.  Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is  different
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37.  And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their  elbow.

You’re starting a new job, and you’re understandably eager to make a good impression on your boss and your colleagues. Since first impressions are so important – for right or wrong that first impression can determine how you’re perceived for the rest of your days with the company – take it easy and don’t try too hard. Here are some tips for easing into your new job without alienating yourself.

• Don’t try to fit in too quickly :There’s an episode of The Andy Griffith Show in which a stranger arrives in town. No one knows him but he knows everything about everyone else. His familiarity toward people freaks everyone out and they turn against him. In the end, everyone learns that he knew all about Mayberry because he had read their town paper while he was in the service and he fell in love with the town. He wanted to belong but went about it the wrong way.
  moral of the story is to take your time getting to know your colleagues. Absorb the culture for a while before you start assimilating yourself.

• Don’t come in with all your guns blazing:I don’t mean that literally, although literally it’s not a bad tip either. What I mean is don’t come into your new job with the attitude that you know all the answers. You may have lots of experience but you run the risk of suggesting things that have already been done. It’s an indirect way of insulting your new employer’s intelligence. Also, no matter how much people age, every group harbors a little of that middle school mentality—there’s little tolerance for show-offs. And there’s no such thing as instant credibility.

• Avoid gossiping: When I first started out in the working world, I encountered some office environments where you were treated with suspicion if you didn’t indulge in gossip. The bottom line is, gossiping can lead to big problems. First, it’s really risky to gossip when you don’t even know all the players yet. Second, if you’re good at it, you could get a reputation that is not easy to shake off in the eyes of those who make the promoting decisions.

• Be a quick studyTake lots of notes when folks are instructing you. Although the temptation is powerful to act like you absorb information instantly, in the long run people don’t want you coming back and asking the same questions over and over.

• Take the initiative: Many companies have clearly outlined training strategies in which they schedule you in blocks of time. If you find you have time between appointments, don’t just sit around and drink coffee. Use the time to ask questions about what you’ve already learned, or do online research.Ultimately, the best advice you can take is to use the first weeks to absorb information about your new company and its processes. You don’t have to make a big splash your first day.